Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Top Ten List - Twitters We'd Rather Not Read

I've been enjoying Twitter, an online micro blog. This past weekend I thought of David Letterman's Top Ten Lists, and came up with my own - Top 10 Tweets We'd Rather Not Read.

From the Home Office, here we go:

10. My cell-mate Bernie M. says, "Hi!"

9. I can't stand the itching, but I don't mind the swelling.

8. Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!

7. They pelted us with rocks and garbage this morning.

6. I can't seem to get this computer virus off my tweet posts.

5. Anybody seen my dentures?

4. Lost my driver's license.

3. How I combined two ingredients and blew up my garage - http://www.twitter.oops/!

2. Obama siezed my hunting gear.

1. Constiptated, again. :-(

1 comment:

  1. How about an 11th, "your daughter just threw up on your pillow." Alas, it is true.
    Love you.