I've been enjoying Twitter, an online micro blog. This past weekend I thought of David Letterman's Top Ten Lists, and came up with my own - Top 10 Tweets We'd Rather Not Read.From the Home Office, here we go:
10. My cell-mate Bernie M. says, "Hi!"
9. I can't stand the itching, but I don't mind the swelling.
8. Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!
7. They pelted us with rocks and garbage this morning.
6. I can't seem to get this computer virus off my tweet posts.
5. Anybody seen my dentures?
4. Lost my driver's license.
3. How I combined two ingredients and blew up my garage - http://www.twitter.oops/!
2. Obama siezed my hunting gear.
1. Constiptated, again. :-(
9. I can't stand the itching, but I don't mind the swelling.
8. Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!
7. They pelted us with rocks and garbage this morning.
6. I can't seem to get this computer virus off my tweet posts.
5. Anybody seen my dentures?
4. Lost my driver's license.
3. How I combined two ingredients and blew up my garage - http://www.twitter.oops/!
2. Obama siezed my hunting gear.
1. Constiptated, again. :-(
How about an 11th, "your daughter just threw up on your pillow." Alas, it is true.
ReplyDeleteLove you.
Jenn